LEGENDARY BARNEY!!!

 Voici une petite sélection des meilleures répliques de Barney (How I Met Your Mother) dans les saisons 2 et 3 . Régalez-vous!

It’s gonna be legendary! Together we will own the city! Every time that a girl wants to be back with her ex boyfriend, we will be there! Every time a girl wants to solve her father issues with promiscuity and binge drinking, we will be there! Every time a bachelorette party drive to the city in a limo, sticking out their heads shouting “What’s up New York”, we will be what is up New York !

 
Marshall needs to stop being sad! When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!

 
We redecorated my place, we stayed in for a Friday night to watch Letterman, and then slept together and didn’t have sex, oh my God! We’re in a relationship!!

 
Our friend Robin used to do porn – wait for it- ography!

 
(about Canada) They speak French there too?? GOD that place is a mess!

 
Whenever I’m feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story!

 
He has shame, I do not. In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story!

 
Come on! She’s gullable, I’m bored! We’re perfect for each other.

 
It’s called purg-wait for it-keep waiting-keep waiting for all eternity only to discover there’s no escape for it- atory!!

 
Ted, every little boy wants to grow up to nail the doctor or the lawyer. Someone’s gotta to nail the receptionist!